Saudi crown prince approved killing CIA asset Khashoggi, friend of Osama bin Laden.
We haven’t broken the glass ceiling until it’s a woman ordering the airstrikes.
Russia and US are both sending in convoys of arms, etc. into the SDF part of Syria.
$15 minimum wage won’t be part of Biden COVID relief package. Nice try though.
China accidentally forced Biden State Department diplomats to take anal COVID tests.

To commemorate yesterday’s breakup of Daft Punk, here’s a video of Eren banging on a box to Around the World.

Biden border policy has resulted in increasing border crossings by unaccompanied minors, border patrol apprehensions, and capacity overflow.
The Biden people can’t build dog kennels fast enough to keep all these children in, and the alternative, slowing down the flow, is racist.
Biden overflow facilities are “perreras” because of their resemblance to dog kennels.