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The DOW is now under $50,000

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Post date February 12, 2026
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The DOW is now under $50,000.

The DOW is over $50,000

The DOW is over $50,000.

Blondie is crashing and burning

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Post date February 11, 2026
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Blondie is crashing and burning.

Bobo goes home empty handed again

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Post date February 11, 2026
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Bobo goes home empty handed again.

Netanyahu arrives in DC to meet Trump

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Post date February 10, 2026
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Netanyahu arrives in DC to meet Trump.

Zuckerberg is allergic to Hitler

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Post date February 10, 2026
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Zuckerberg is allergic to Hitler.

Your account is at risk of being suspended

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Post date February 10, 2026
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Your account is at risk of being suspended.

I wonder if flattening Gaza was a good idea…

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Post date February 9, 2026
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I wonder if flattening Gaza was a good idea in hindsight.

Make antisemitism … 🎶

Make antisemitism … 🎶

Calls for Lutnick to resign

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Post date February 8, 2026
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Calls for Lutnick to resign.