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I checked Obama’s birth certificate again, and sure enough…

I checked Obama's birth certificate again, and sure enough...

I checked Obama’s birth certificate again, and sure enough, it has Roy Moore’s signature on it.

But upon closer inspection, I quickly realized it’s a fake, since this shows Hawaii as his place of birth, and we all already know that Obama was born in Kenya.

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The next big short

The next big short.
They just released a new ETF shorting retail stores with the symbol EMTY; because the stores are all empty.
🤣

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This could have been you, if you had bought…

This could have been you, if you had bought...

This could have been you, if you had bought Bitcoin.

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Eren watching a Pashto cartoon

Eren watching a Pashto cartoon

Eren watching a Pashto cartoon.

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Unfortunately, nothing off the shelf worked

Unfortunately, nothing off the shelf worked

Unfortunately, nothing off the shelf worked.

Let’s see if I can’t bump it up a notch to shut that dog up.

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Three men own 50% of wealth. Instead of incessant…

Three men own 50% of wealth. Instead of incessant debate, simply lynch Bezos, Gates, and Buffett, and steal their wallets. Done.

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Don’t take any chances

Don't take any chances

Don’t take any chances.

Always protect yourself and practice safe sex.

I would also suggest to supplement any signed contracts with video evidence, but that might be construed as being a bit too creepy.

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I love this guy

I love this guy

I love this guy.

Who doesn’t love taking advantage of stupid people?

I know that I do.

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I switched to proper language syntax because lower case…

I switched to proper language syntax because lower case with ellipses was enough to identify me when I’m anonymous.

🤬

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28.1% of adults in the UK are obese; 16.9%…

28.1% of adults in the UK are obese; 16.9%...

28.1% of adults in the UK are obese; 16.9% smoke.

Money doesn’t grow on trees. 😏

“The NHS has recently released treatment guidelines stating that patients who are obese or who smoke will be banned from receiving “non-urgent” surgeries unless they first lose weight or quit smoking.”

That’s right, no knee replacement surgery until after you hit that treadmill.

“As a government-run healthcare system, the NHS faces a squeeze on resources from all fronts. First, the demand for healthcare in the U.K. is increasing due to an aging population and an increase in long-term medical conditions. Next, funding for large, state-run social programs like healthcare continue to shrink. Finally, the rate of primary-care physicians entering the system has not kept pace with demand, thus reducing patients’ access to first-line medical providers.”

UK’s National Health Service Moves to Cut Healthcare for Smokers and the Obese

A core tenant of the pledge taken by all physicians is their promise first and foremost to do no harm. A physician’s vow to care for patients in a manner which does not cause physical, mental, or emotional harm has guided treatment decisions since the days of Hippocrates.

https://mises.org/wire/uks-national-health-service-moves-cut-healthcare-smokers-and-obese

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