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First growth in the vegetable garden.

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Eren ruining my grass.

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Crude oil is -$17.53. It’s not only free, they’re paying you to buy crude oil. Was as low as -$40.32.

Not much I can add to that other than to note how nuts this is.

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In Disney’s defense, those workers were non-essential.

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Crude oil is now $11 a barrel.

At this point, you’ll save a lot of money barbecuing burgers with a barrel of crude oil than with a tank of propane. Might taste funny, but that’s alright.

Who knew solving climate change was this easy. All you have to do is detain everyone forever. Well connected people exempted, of course.

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The Feds are seizing the means of production, technically buying them with funny money.

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People in New York metro area need to learn to cover their faces when they cough or sneeze, screwing up stats for the rest of the country.

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Eren and Talia riding the dune racer.

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