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Kim Jong-un [HEARTS] Obamacare!

인사말, 동지! 북한 뉴스 프로그램에 오신 것을 환영합니다. 번역은 매우 나쁘다. 하지만 선택의 여지가 없었다. 김정은은 구찌 가방과 핵무기를 샀다. 우리는 번역가를 고용 남은 돈이 없다. 아니면 먹고. 뉴스로 돌아 가기.북한은 미국에 승리입니다. 악마 군주 오바마 대통령은 북한의…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5VAO5vx52o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Oh man, a second nuke. I need to find and secure his uranium.

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Rather than let me have it quietly, he nuked his own capital city after I took it from him. I knew he was violent, but I didn’t realize how spiteful he is.

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Found a leaking power steering hose this weekend. Honda has a recall on it and is repairing it for free.

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New akebono pads, rotors, and stainless steel brake lines. After I downgraded from my Mercedes, I just never got used to the awful accord brakes.

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It’s done. I assume we’ll revisit this conversation again by the end of 2014 when Obamacare’s effect on employer care becomes more apparent. Maybe they’ll repeal it before then.

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