
Thank you, Washington D.C.

Supreme Court rules Trump cannot be kicked off the ballot by any state over his actions leading up to the Capitol riot, dashing the hopes and dreams of liberals everywhere.
Haley wins the Washington, D.C. Republican primary, because Satan prefers his own.

Hitler is being summoned and normalized at a rate I’ve never before seen, here to 2 million views. They are listening to no one, not even to the United States, but I advise the Israelis to stop while their reputation can still be salvaged, for which it may already be too late.
Trump wins the Missouri Republican caucuses.
Trump wins the Michigan Republican caucuses.
Trump wins the Idaho Republican caucuses.

UK cargo ship RUBYMAR has finally sunk to the bottom of the Red Sea, after being struck by Yemeni missiles, ending a weeklong debate over the definition of the word “sunk”.
Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
US drops food aid for the first time to civilians in Gaza, using three C-130 planes.