
Eren cutting my hair.
I had this beautiful HealthNet PPO plan which only cost me $60 a month. Then one day, after Obamacare passed, I got a cancellation notice because it was not “ACA compliant”. It’s been a wreck since and a similar plan would now cost me $300 a month. I could lease a Mercedes for that.
It was then that I realized that the Democrat party had to be burnt to the ground.
Revenge is sweet indeed.

Hyperbole is used for comedic effect. The collective IQ all around me is dropping like a rock. No, not literally.