College educated women don’t care about abortion enough to buy more Apple products.

I know money is tight, but they should really buy that latest iPhone. The fate of Democracy depends on it.
College educated women don’t care about abortion enough to buy more Apple products.

I know money is tight, but they should really buy that latest iPhone. The fate of Democracy depends on it.
Two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth. Congrats, it’s a recession.

Someone’s retirement just burst into flames. The good news is I didn’t vote for sleepy Joe Biden, so I can laugh about this.
Bank of England took emergency action to prevent meltdown of pension funds.
Democrats wanted everything that’s happening, they gleefully voted for all of it.

Trump statement offering to negotiate peace between Russia and EU/NATO/Ukraine, too bad Biden is too dumb to take the deal.
Crash.

Inflation is rising, costs are increasing, Biden keeps destroying your wealth in Ukraine. Sit tight, this is only the beginning.