Author: W.

Credit Suisse asked the Swiss central bank for a bailout. Not a problem, they said.

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I can’t believe you all voted for this literal retard (no offense). LMAO.

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The Joe Biden presidency is the most fun I’ve had since George W. Bush.

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I don’t know what’s happening, let me turn on CNN to get an OTA program update.

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It literally costs you nothing, literally.

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You may not realize this, but the rich screw you because you want them to screw you.

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If you don’t bail me out, you’ll lose your job and won’t be able to pay me back.

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The banking system is so safe that I’m going to buy some more leveraged bank funds.

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The government doesn’t bail you out for free, slave.

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