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In light of the fact that the entire government…

In light of the fact that the entire government is filled with predators, I move that we disband the state.

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I checked Obama’s birth certificate again, and sure enough…

I checked Obama's birth certificate again, and sure enough...

I checked Obama’s birth certificate again, and sure enough, it has Roy Moore’s signature on it.

But upon closer inspection, I quickly realized it’s a fake, since this shows Hawaii as his place of birth, and we all already know that Obama was born in Kenya.

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The next big short

The next big short.
They just released a new ETF shorting retail stores with the symbol EMTY; because the stores are all empty.
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This could have been you, if you had bought…

This could have been you, if you had bought...

This could have been you, if you had bought Bitcoin.

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Eren watching a Pashto cartoon

Eren watching a Pashto cartoon

Eren watching a Pashto cartoon.

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Unfortunately, nothing off the shelf worked

Unfortunately, nothing off the shelf worked

Unfortunately, nothing off the shelf worked.

Let’s see if I can’t bump it up a notch to shut that dog up.

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Three men own 50% of wealth. Instead of incessant…

Three men own 50% of wealth. Instead of incessant debate, simply lynch Bezos, Gates, and Buffett, and steal their wallets. Done.

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Don’t take any chances

Don't take any chances

Don’t take any chances.

Always protect yourself and practice safe sex.

I would also suggest to supplement any signed contracts with video evidence, but that might be construed as being a bit too creepy.

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I love this guy

I love this guy

I love this guy.

Who doesn’t love taking advantage of stupid people?

I know that I do.

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I switched to proper language syntax because lower case…

I switched to proper language syntax because lower case with ellipses was enough to identify me when I’m anonymous.

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